Hardly anything happened on Pretty Little Liars this week because all they focused on was boring side plots. Hanna and Kate: super boring. Emily and Maya: even more boring, which I did not think possible. Mike: actually interesting, if only because the whole thing is shrouded in mystery, even though it seems obvious?
Well Emily hasn’t been able to sleep since A gave her a massage. She gets a text at 3AM, which causes her to drive away from Hanna’s house without bringing anything. The girls find that A had texted Emily a picture of Aria and Ezra, telling her to tell Aria’s mom about them. We find out that Spencer is offended that Aria’s mom thinks shes a slut. JUSTIFIABLE OUTRAGE! Spencer would never go after an older man.
The girls assume Emily drove to Texas, but then we see her running, so maybe she’s running to Texas. But then Emily shows up at Dr. Sullivan’s office ready to talk. The other girls are already there. I think running was probably not the most efficient way to get there, because Emily had like at least a 5 hour head start on the other girls and she still got there late. The girls start spilling their guts to Dr. Sullivan about A. Dr. Sullivan asks them why they waited so long to tell anyone about this, but they have no answer. They seem to suggest it has something to do with blinding Jenna, which I don’t understand.
Toby sees Jenna and Garrett cozying up together in a car, so he offers to try to find out more about the NAT club from her, but Spencer tells him not to. Toby is kind of growing on me.
Meanwhile, Hanna’s grandmother comes to town. At first I assume she’s Hanna’s mom’s mother, because she seems to hate Hanna’s dad and the wedding. But then Hanna’s mom calls her Regina, so obviously Hanna’s dad is her son. And she kind of looks like Paula Deen, which might explain why Hanna used to be so hefty.
Aria’s parents argue about whether or not Mike needs to be put on medication for his …problem. Holly doesn’t think so, but Chad is like, SCOTTTT, and we all know what happened to Scott. Holly keeps being like, Mike is not Scott, and Chad is all, they are related, statistics and probabilities!! So Aria walks in on Mike while he’s chatting with someone online, and she makes fun of him for being in a chatroom or whatever, like she’s so cool. And when Holly tries to take the laptop away from Mike, he gets a little rough with her and she hurts her wrist. She says they definitely can’t tell Aria’s dad about this, she’s just going to say she tripped on the stairs. Whatever we do, we should definitely not get Mike the help I now know he desperately needs, she was probably thinking.
Dr. Sullivan gives an assembly about electronic bullying, but I can’t pay attention to what she’s saying because Aria looks like the Samantha American Girl doll I used to have. How trendy. After the assembly, Dr. Sullivan gets a call from A playing back a line she said in her session with the girls: “And… I’m the first person you’ve told about this?” She gets freaked out and gets the police into her office to find the bug. Well Garrett is there to investigate and basically says there’s nothing they can do to help her unless she breeches her patient confidentiality agreement and reveals the client she was seeing when the recording is made.
In wedding news, Kate and Hanna have to make a joint toast at a dinner, and so they try to call a truce for past actions. Kate offers Hanna some vodka so they can loosen up before the toast. They start bonding, and Kate sees a picture of Caleb, and says he’s yummy. Apparently the actor who plays Caleb is also going to be in a web series for Macy’s or something very strange. Anyhoo, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kate tries to steal Caleb from Hanna. Kate sees some guy who she says is her “Uncle Roy” and tells Hanna to drink up before he comes over, but it turns out it was a false alarm.
BTW, Maya’s back.
Spencer and Toby are hanging out in the car in front of Jason’s house, when Toby sees a shadow in the window. Spencer freaks out when she sees two shadows in the window, because obviously, it’s Jason and Garrett and how dare they. How DARE Jason have someone in his house, and obviously they were peeping on her and Toby even though the curtains were closed, and that’s why they were shadows instead of shapes of real people. She marches up to the door cuz they are bustedddd. But when she gets to the door, who should come out but… HER OWN FATHER. But he refuses to answer questions, as usual.
Hanna ends up drunk, and puking on Isabelle’s dress. Her dad is real mad, but Grandma Paula Deen knows what’s up. Kate is a witch who got Hanna drunk on purpose. One of her water bottles filled with “vodka” was actually just filled with water. My oh my.
Spencer’s dad decides he will answer some questions, and admits that a week before Alison died, Jason was cut out of their grandmother’s will. Spencer realizes that Alison went to Georgia to get her grandmother to disown Jason. But her dad says they can’t do anything about it, because he broke the law to forge the will so Jason can still get inheritance. Spencer wants to know what the DiLaurentiis’s must have on the Hastings’s that would cause her dad to break the law for them.
Dr. Sullivan furiously goes through files, and puts 2 and 2 together. She knows who A is. She calls the girls asking them to come to her office, but when they get there, she’s no where to be found. The get a text from A saying “The doctor is out.” A has gotten rid of the files, and removed the bug from the office.
Ok, but what was the deal with the boot A??? Why did you buy those boots? I will never rest until I know.
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Jenna is SO ‘A’! I heard A is going to be revealed in the next episode! 😛
Yeah. I’ve convinced myself she was truly blind because she acts blind around Garrett, but ever since she mentioned the yearbooks, I have been more suspicious of her.
She is creepy, don’t ya think? If she is not A, then I don’t know who is… but she is probably not, I guess… Since most of the time it doesn’t end up to be the person we were suspecting right? It’s more the one which we wouldn’t.. 😐