Pretty Little Liars: A Hot Piece of ‘A’

As the episode begins, Emily expresses that she is pissed off at everyone for being late because it almost killed her. Aria and Spencer can’t get out their “good” “excuses” fast enough, when Hannah interrupts and says Kate is moving to Rosewood, which is neither an excuse for her lateness, nor does it matter to […]

Pretty Little Liars: Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares

When we left our Pretty Little Liars last season, they had been arrested after having been set up, once again by A. It seems a lot has transpired since then. First of all, the girls have traded in their candy striper outfits for orange jumpsuits. Apparently this is because they are doing community service for […]

Pretty Little Liars: Over My Dead Body

SUMMER FINALE! Drama is already going down before anything has happened, as the girls are covered in dirt, and being held for questioning in the police station. All except Emily. The cop from the first season who’s name I will not bother to learn has returned. He’s always known they were guilty of murder, and […]

Pretty Little Liars: I Must Confess

Hardly anything happened on Pretty Little Liars this week because all they focused on was boring side plots. Hanna and Kate: super boring. Emily and Maya: even more boring, which I did not think possible. Mike: actually interesting, if only because the whole thing is shrouded in mystery, even though it seems obvious? Well Emily […]

Pretty Little Liars: Touched by An A-ngel

For the second week in a row, Spencer’s shirt choice has made her the star of this recap. Today it’s college fair day at school, so attendance is optional. Aria sits down to breakfast with Emily, and confesses about her kiss with Jason. Emily spills to Aria about the pictures. Amazingly, Aria both believes Emily, […]

Pretty Little Liars: Picture This

The episode begins with Emily and Hanna outside the morgue. Now they are in the Candy Striper outfits. Spencer comes out of the room, also in the get-up, after having searched everywhere for page 5. Dear Spencer: There are no other Candy Stripers in the hospital. This is not a smart disguise. Jenna passes by […]

Pretty Little Liars: Save The Date

At the beginning of the episode, the girls discover that Officer Garrett and Blind Jenna are an item. Emily tries to discuss it with Hanna over breakfast while abusing her muscle cream, but Hanna says it’s too early to talk about it. She probably hasn’t had her coffee yet. In the middle of this conversation, […]

Pretty Little Liars: Surface Tension

The episode opens at Hanna’s house, where Emily is now staying for the remainder of the school year. As the doorbell rings, Aria pours herself a second cup of coffee. This pisses me off, because last week Aria thought Spencer’s mug was as big as a swimming pool, but she has no problem drinking a […]

Pretty Little Liars: The Devil You Know

I feel pretty vindicated by last night’s Pretty Little Liars episode. We got a lot of answers, and even more questions. All the girls are content to believe Ian was the one who killed Alison, because that’s what they all wanted to believe in the first place. But Emily has a hunch that there’s […]

Pretty Little Liars: I Know Who A is.

At the conclusion of the last episode, we found out the answer to the question we’ve all been asking since the finale: Is Ian dead? As it turns out, he is. But did he die in the bell tower, or did he commit the sues, as this letter wants us to believe? A) “There’s […]