Oh good, another Vinny-centric episode. Just what I was longing for. We pick up on the same night where we left off, at Aztec. Mike runs into Paula, a fling he had back in season one, and she leave the club with him. On the walk back home, it starts pouring rain, and everyone gets […]Read More Jersey Shore: One Man Down
As the episode begins, Emily expresses that she is pissed off at everyone for being late because it almost killed her. Aria and Spencer can’t get out their “good” “excuses” fast enough, when Hannah interrupts and says Kate is moving to Rosewood, which is neither an excuse for her lateness, nor does it matter to […]Read More Pretty Little Liars: A Hot Piece of ‘A’
And so we enter what may be the last 3 minute of fame for our favorite guidos and guidettes. I was a little underwhelmed by the end of last season, so my enthusiasm for this season is at an all time low. Let’s see how it goes. The roommates are all thrilled to be leaving […]Read More Jersey Shore: Hurricane Situation
When we left our Pretty Little Liars last season, they had been arrested after having been set up, once again by A. It seems a lot has transpired since then. First of all, the girls have traded in their candy striper outfits for orange jumpsuits. Apparently this is because they are doing community service for […]Read More Pretty Little Liars: Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares
In my whole life, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bear claw. Lately I have been hearing about them incessantly, and I’m beginning to suspect they have some magical powers. Several weeks ago on Two Broke Girls, Caroline wanted to sit and have a serious discussion with Max about vision boards. (Two days later, […]Read More Bear Claw: The Magical Mystery Pastry
The new season of Teen Mom 2 premiered on Tuesday, and you’ll be delighted to know that, as we speak, all four of the teen moms are currently blonde. It’s a good look for approximately half of them. A certain quote naturally comes to mind… “The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft […]Read More Teen Mom 2: Best Laid Plans
I have missed the last two episodes of Jersey Shore on account of the fact I spent the early part of this month overseas. To get my Jersey Shore fix, I was reduced to watching “Les Ch’ti’s a Ibiza” in Paris, and it was mostly in French. From what I gathered, Alex, the ginger was […]Read More Jersey Shore: Where Is My Boyfriend?